Astrology? Who, ME?

IT’S WEDNESDAY! You’re doing it! You’re halfway through the week!

I don’t know about you, but lately I’ve been finding myself in a weird sort of time-loop vortex. It’s like what people always say about raising kids--that they’re machiavellian little sociopathic dictators who destroy everything around them and only receive love through the giving of sugar.

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